The Bart Test - Part 1: When AI Does Its Homework Too Well

I asked my teenagers to judge an AI's attempt at Gen-Alpha slang.

Teen #1: "It's definitely AI... a little too much." Score: 4/10.

Teen #2: "It sounds like my ELA project where we had to use as much slang as possible." Score: 6/10 (if a teen wrote it), 2/10 (if an adult did).

The AI did its homework. That's the problem.